DEE: "Caregiver"? Why are you throwing around big words? I actually majored in psych, so DENNIS: You failed all your classes. DENNIS: You can't just thrust yourself in the position of caregiver like that. DENNIS: Get We gotta get in there? DEE: Yes. Cut to Dennis and Dee, still outside - they must've watched Charlie DEE: Whoa.
CHARLIE: No, you go first, and I will follow you. (he awkwardly enters) I'm not gonna walk in front of you! Go. LIAM: Yeah? CHARLIE: Yeah! Can I come in? LIAM: Yeah. What do you want? CHARLIE: Is your brother here, man? I gotta talk to you guys. Cut to Charlie, knocking in the McFoyle's door CHARLIE: Yo! McPoyle! Hey, open up! Liam opens, only wearing a towel around his waist LIAM: Hey, Charlie. DEE: Sorry? MAC: If the McPoyles got blown and Charlie got blown then why didn't I get blown? DENNIS: You're goin' to hell, dude. I mean, what exactly was this prick looking for? DENNIS: What are you. Listen, are you trying to say that you got molested? MAC: (shows a picture of a younger him) Okay, look at this. You have photographs of it? DEE: Oh! Okay. DENNIS: What are you looking for? MAC: Photographs. That means there are more guys out there who've been blown. DEE: How come you're getting so upset? MAC: The police are asking for more young men to come forward.
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DENNIS: What do you not get? DEE: What are you talking about? MAC: You're not getting this? I was in that class with them, all right? I was with those guys! Mac walks out of the living room Cut to Mac, packing some stuff Dee and Dennis enter DENNIS: Um, are you okay, dude? MAC: No, dude. DENNIS: So what? MAC: Well, if Murray is, like, fondling or touching them, whatever I get it, all right? But if he's dishing out blow jobs, come on. They were gross, and they smelled like a couple of unwiped assholes. Okay? They were the type of kids that would blow snot bubbles and rub 'em over each other. Do you think that Murray blew these guys? DENNIS: Why are you so obsessed with the blowing aspect of all this? MAC: Because I knew these two brothers that the article was talking about. Which is why I think you need to reconsider my idea. MAC: Yeah, but do you think he got blown? DENNIS: I don't know. Who said anything about getting blown? DENNIS: The article didn't specify what type of abuse it was. Okay, you know what? You being a smartass not helping Charlie. Then we'll throw him a little surprise party, celebrate the occasion. Let's tell everybody Charlie knows that he got blown by a gym teacher.
You know, bring his friends and family together for support. Proceed at your own risk of potentially being offended.DEE: Okay? Thank you. The following script is explicit (cursing, violence, sexual commentary) in nature. WARNING: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an adult television show. It is highly recommended that you be familiar with the show before reading, as the characters are what make this script really shine.Īnyway, please enjoy and I will be back with more musings soon. I’ve shared it with friends in the past to praise and great success and I’m hoping that any of you Always Sunny fans subscribed to the newsletter will also enjoy my script. A few years ago, I wrote an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Sometimes I write episodes of my favorite television shows (spec scripts). As you may or may not know, in addition to writing articles for magazines, blogs, websites, and on my personal Substack, I also write comedy scripts. This week we are doing something a little different.
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